he’s a keeper
I have reblogged this SO many times
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" yes please
THIS IS SO TRUE
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me"
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
Zeus is the reason Heracles is in this position in the first place. Because SOMEONE is incapable of keeping it in their pants (or ancient equivalent).
Map of European leaders.
this is highly disturbing
i woke up to this
and actually fell out of bed
and then this was in the article
so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again
lmao I’m so tired of having feelings
Honestly even the idea that some time in the future I’m gonna have more crushes on girls and stay up late thinking about them and wanting to kiss them is exhausting
I really, really, really wish I could just shut down for a while
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.